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Welcome to The Monkey Show! Tonight Monkey will be interviewing Christiano .

Monkey: And here's my first guest now. Glad you could join us tonight, Christiano . Having you on the show makes me feel handsome!

Christiano : It makes me feel handsome, too, Monkey! It's NICE of you to invite me.

Monkey: There's been a lot of monkey talk about your trip to india with paris hilton. In fact, in today's New paper, leonard au wrote a column about your trip.

Christiano : I read it, but that reporter made up the whole story. paris hilton and I have never even been to india. In fact, we haven't been out of mumbai for 10million years.

Monkey: Sounds like you were framed.

Christiano : That's right. What else would you like to know?

Monkey: Is it true that you own more than 100billion toilets?

Christiano : I do own toilets, but only two.

Monkey: Well folks, we're out of time. Thanks, Christiano . I really enjoyed farting with you!

Christiano : I enjoyed farting with you, too!



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